Walmart Celebrates Your Right To Work All The Time

Boycott WalMart

Have you seen the newest Walmart commercial that’s been playing all over the Olympics where they say that they’re pledged to but goods from American factories for the next 10 years in it they use “Working man” by Rush as the music bed of the spot. The spot somehow implies that Walmart is “supporting” American […]

A Slur By Any Other Name Is Just That!

Redskins

Are you ready for the big game? No, not the one in New Jersey this weekend with the Seattle Seahawks & Denver Broncos battling it out for the Lombardi Trophy. No, I’m talking about the one between the Atlanta Niggers vs. the New York Kikes, or how about the one between the Minnesota Honkies against […]

Take The 2014 Challenge!

I’m back and it feels good! It feels James Brown good! Doesn’t quite “Feel like the first time” like Foreigner once sang, but man does it feel GOOD to be back on LL!!! I know you all missed me and I’ve missed you all! Let’s get right to it, we’ve all seen the disingenuous Ted […]

Chris Christie Gets The Smackdown

Christie Smack Down

Chris Christie’s been busy, very busy and he’s not doing what we may think. He’s not making the rounds of the many Roy Rogers restaurants that dot the Garden State parkway, nor is he trying to get into the Hometown Buffet or Old Country Buffet halls of fame and he’s also not hanging with Tony, […]

“Judge Smails” of Fox News Strikes Again!

Bill O

Judge Elihue Smails is back! No, he’s not on the “Flying WASP” waxing poetic about “having the stock market beat”. He WILL think he’s doing you a favor by offering for you to mow his lawn and MAYBE buying you a Fresca while he, the Paragon of virtue, civil rights and giving every American a […]

Fertilizer For Your Farm Courtesy Of Paul Ryan!

Vanity Paul Ryan

Paul Ryan went on “Morning Joe” on MSNBC to bemoan the fact that the Democrats were the reason the farm bill wasn’t passed: “I didn’t support the farm bill,” Ryan told MSNBC’s Morning Joe. “The Democrats promised 40 votes and they didn’t deliver the votes that they had promised. Our leaders brought the bill to the […]

Performance Art In Congress

Performance Art In Congress

Are you an art fan? Enjoy the avant garde? Do you enjoy Mummenschanz and performances of the like? Well, if that’s your idea of theater you haven’t seen anything like what happened in congress when the GOP decided that they needed to pass a bill that is unconstitutional, has no chance of being passed in […]

Now Instructing “Legalese” – Professor Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin

Guess who’s “back”, attention whore that she is and giving Mr. Falafel a run for his money in his favorite late year cause de celebre? If you guessed the half term Governor of Alaska and all her “folksy charm” then you’d be right! Not only is she back but she’s even pitching a new book […]

John Stossel Needs Another Slap In The Face

John Stossel

So John Stossel thinks that no one went hungry back before this country had a social safety net. He thinks that you can cut many branches of the government including the Commerce and Agriculture Departments and there would be huge savings to the tax payer. Well John, I’m going to (figuratively) do what Dr. D […]

Oklahoma GOP Senator Tom Coburn: Cold As Ice

Tom Coburn

In the song “Cold as Ice” by Foreigner, singer Lou Gramm sang: “You’re as cold as ice You’re willing to sacrifice our love You never take advice Someday you’ll pay the price, I know” Keep the song in your head as we go to the next bar: “I’ve seen it before, it happens all the […]